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thedailyshow:

"As rainwater dripped down the window, Dick Cheney put his hand against the pane as he whispered ‘What’ve I done. What’ve I done.’" - Michael Che http://on.cc.com/1itOuto



phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

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ryanvallejo:

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theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

(via carcrashlove)


“Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.”

One of my customers (via assachusetts)

(via troubledd-soul)



“There is no shame in being hungry for another person.”

Augusten Burroughs   (via thatkindofwoman)

(via ar1stotle)





  • Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
  • Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
  • Me:
  • Me: *sips drink*
  • Me:
  • Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now












willy-nillly:

americanapparel:

Source: http://girlsandguns.tumblr.com/

Queen



kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡



I’m gonna take care of you now. I promise.

(via alittletoofragile)



kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE


legbert:

imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird

(via mystic-revelations)


Depression does not always mean
Beautiful girls shattering at the wrists
A glorified, heroic battle for your sanity
Or mothers that never got the chance to say good-bye

Sometimes depression means
Not getting out of bed for three days
Because your feet refuse to believe
That they will not shatter upon impact with the floor

Sometimes depression means
That summoning the willpower
To go downstairs and do the laundry
Is the most impressive thing you accomplish that week

Sometimes depression means
Lying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours
Because you cannot convince your body
That it is capable of movement

Sometimes depression means
Not being able to write for weeks
Because the only words you have to offer the world
Are trapped and drowning and I swear to God I’m trying

Sometimes depression means
That every single bone in your body aches
But you have to keep going through the motions
Because you are not allowed to call in to work depressed

Sometimes depression means
Ignoring every phone call for an entire month
Because yes, they have the right number
But you’re not the person they’re looking for, not anymore


by “Alexandra” Tilton, NH (Teen Ink: November 2013 Issue)

(via broken-from-memories)






A 21 year-old girl with a distinctly British attitude.

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